25th
HAIR BULLETIN
Dear Le Castle Vania’s Twitter,
Thanks for telling me about the new hairdo. So dramatic! So asymmetrical! And yet bleachy as ever. As always, I am reminded that the true exaltation of self is to change while remaining inexorably oneself.
Thanks for keeping me up-to-the-very-minute on Le’s quest to buy Zebra Cakes at Target. Does he choose them over other snack cakes because they resemble his hair? Or is that just an accident of taste? Maybe he tells you these secrets. Maybe it’s like the medieval apothecaries who recommended eating foods that resemble the ailing part of the body (kidney beans for kidney pains, etc.)—but if this is true, does it mean he thinks his haircut is unwell? I do, but he doesn’t really seem to share my concern. Again I am left with more questions than answers.
Love,
Thuggie